Thursday, June 5, 2008

a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity - friday 6th june 2008

Friday – 6th June 2008

 

Vice President

Tom was so excited about his promotion as Vice President and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him,

"Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the department store!"

"Really?" he said taken aback. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the department store.

A clerk answers the phone.

Tom says "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"

The clerk responds

‘fresh’, ‘frozen’ or ‘canned’ ?

 

vasus musings

whats in a title ?

title need not reflect position

position need not reflect power

power need not reflect worth

worth need not reflect value

 

we are the only one

that needs to know

our worth & value

for - the day we know

is the day we begin

to live life

on our terms

 

our values are our real value !

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