Your email address Have Won a lottery(Contact Us Immediately For Claims

FROM THE DESK OF THE MANAGER  NOKIA N'SERIES PROMOTION  TRANS-ATLANTIC S.A LONDON,  UNITED KINGDOM   We are delighted to inform you of your prize release on the 13th  NOVEMBER,2008 from the UK NOKIA'N'SERIES ONLINE PROMO NOVEMBER 2008 draw.  Your e-mail was attached to ticket number 1110008342, serial number  6028808. This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 4-13-7-37-1  bonus number 20, which consequently won the lottery in the First  category.You hereby have been approved of (NOKIA'N72 PHONE) and a  lump sum of GBP £500,000.(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS)  in cash credit file ref NKN/UK 110241/01 from the total cash prize  of GBP £5,000,000.00(FIVE MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS) shared  amongst 10(TEN) lucky winners in this category.NOKIA collects  all the E- MAIL ADDRESS of the people that are active online, among the  billions that  subscribe to internet.Ten  people was selected as our winners through  electronic  balloting System without the winner applying.  TO FILE YOUR CLAIMS YOU ARE TO CONTACT:  Mr pual harry.  Foreign Services Manager, Payment and Release order  Department,CLAIMS PROCESSING LOTTERY AGENT.  TRANS-ATLANTIC S.A LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM  Email:nokiaprizeclaims@hotmail.co.uk  Tel:+447031817473


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URGENT ATTENTIONS PLEASE

ALHAJI DANGOTE
Bill and Exchange Manager
BANK OF AFRICA ( BOA)
Burkina Faso West Africa.
Dear Friend,

Compliments,

I am writing to seek your cooperation over this business proposal.
First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction; this is by virtue of
its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. Though I know that a
transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I
am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day.

l have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction, Let me
start by introducing myself properly to you. I am ALHAJI DANGOTE The Bill and
Exchange Manager Bank Of Africa( BOA), Ouagadougou Burkina Faso, Africa .

I came to know you in my Private Search for a Reliable and Reputable Person to
handle this Confidential Transaction, which involves the transfer of huge sum of
Money to a Foreign Account requiring Maximum Confidence.

In my department, We discovered an abandoned sum of$15million USD(FIFTEEN
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS.)Only, in an account that belongs to one of our
foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that
took place in Kenya , East Africa , the bank now expects a next of kin as
beneficiary. Valuable efforts are being made by the Bank to get in touch with
any of the Brumleys remaining family or relatives but all to no success. the
Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY,a citizen of Atlanta , United States of America is a
known Philantropist in, West Africa and the whole African continent

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of
kin to come over and claim his money because it cannot be released unless
somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated
in our banking guidelines but unfortunately all his supposed next of kin or
relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for
the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business
proposal to you and release the money to you via your foreign bank account as
the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and It is because of the perceived
possibility of not being able to locate any of Late Brumleys s next kin (He died
with his entire family members)

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained
unclaimed after three years, the money will be transferred into the Bank
treasury as unclaimed fund The request for your assistance and maximum
co-operation as a foreign citizen to stand as the next of kin in this business
is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner and a
Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

The sharing of the fund are thus: 30% for you the account owner,60% for I and
my trusted colleagues and the remaining 10% for expenses for both parties. If
this proposal is acceptable by you, do not make undue advantage of the trust we
have bestowed in you.

Best regards,
ALHAJI DANGOTE
Bill and Exchange Manager
NOTE
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter through
this email Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Please, visit the website below for more information�s about the Plane Crash
and the tragic death of the deceased and his entire family, Late DR.GEORGE
BRUMLEY.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html

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Tuesday – 16^th Sep 2008

 

The Chairman called one of his employees into the office.

“Bob,” he said, “you've been with the company for just six months.

You started off in the mail room, a week later you were promoted to a sales position.

One month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department.

Two months later you were promoted as vice-president of operations.

Two months after that you were promoted as COO.

Last month you were promoted as CEO

Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company as Chairman. What do you say to that?”

“Thanks,” said Bob.

“Thanks?” the boss exclaimed.

“Is that all you can say?”

“I suppose not,” bob said,

“Thanks, Dad”

 

vasus musings

some get the riches in a platter

but why envy or crib

for is it  your mistake  

of not being born in the right crib

[or is it?]

 

instead of wishing for a rich dad

who expects you to thank for what he provides

better to thank our real father - GOD

who provides all our needs

but expects no thanks in return

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PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS
P O Box 1010 Liverpool,
(Customer Services)

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded
annual
final draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL
PROGRAM. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged
as one of two winnersin the category "A" You are therefore been approve to
claim the sum of 1,000,000 (One Million Pounds Sterling) with the

information below:

REF No UK/9420X2/68/neo
BATCH No: 2005MJL-01
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83
TICKET No: 56475600545188

Contact the processing Consultant:

Contact Person: Owen Brown
Tel: +44 7012 965 345
Email: uknlclaimsdpt002@yahoo.co.uk

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM:

(1) FULL NAME
(2) FULL ADDRESS
(3) NATIONALITY
(4) AGE
(5) OCCUPATION
(6) TELEPHONE NUMBER
(7) SEX
(8) CURRENT COUNTRY
(9) MARITAL STATUS

Best Of Luck,
Caroline Bryan.
Uk National Lottery.

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URGENT REPLY NEEDED

Vous êtes invité ::		URGENT REPLY NEEDED
Par votre hôte:		Niti Williams
Message:		URGENT REPLY NEEDED Dear I am Dr Niti Williams, I work with Bank of Africa Burkina faso. I have a proposal to transffer the sum of ($22.5 Million usdollars) from abandoned account to your bank account, It is 100% risk free, If you are intrested reply me at my private email address nathywilliams@live.fr Tel 00226 70 61 71 28. Regards Williams
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a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity - friday 12th sep 2008

Friday – 12^th September 2008

 

Master :      Ha! Servant, how are you, my old boy? How do things go on at home?

Servant:     nothing much, Sir, except the dogs’ dead!

Master :      Poor dog – so hes’ gone – how did he come to die ?

Servant.      Over-ate himself, Sir.

Master.       Did he indeed? a greedy dog. Why, what did he get that he liked so well?

Servant.      Horseflesh; he died of eating horseflesh.

Master.       How come he got so much horseflesh?

Servant.      All your father's horses, Sir.

Master.       What! are they dead too?

Servant.      Ay, Sir; they died of over-work.

Master.       And why were they over-worked?

Servant.      To carry water, Sir.

Master.       To carry water, and what were they carrying water for?

Servant.      To put out the fire sir

Master.       FIRE ! what FIRE?

Servant.      Your father's house is burned down to the ground.

Master.       My father's HOUSE BURNT DOWN !! - how did it come to be on fire?

Servant.      I think, Sir, it must have been the torches.

Master        Torches! what TORCHES?

Servant.      The torches at your mothers’ funeral

Master.       What !! -  MY MOTHER IS DEAD !!

Servant.      Ay, poor lady, she never looked up after it.

Master.       After what?

Servant.      The loss of your father.

Master.       OH MY GOD – MY FATHER IS DEAD TOO !!

Servant.      Yes, poor gentleman, he took to his bed as soon as he heard of it.

Master.       Heard of what?

Servant.      The bad news your honor

Master.       WHAT BAD NEWS ?    what more bad news can be there ?

Servant.      Sir, your bank has failed, your credit is lost and you're not worth a shilling in the world.

 

vasus musings

speaking is an effort for many

while effortless for a few

 

if speaking is an art

&communication is a science

breaking the news gently, when it is tragic

then surely transcends both

& borders on magic

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a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity - thursday 11th Sep 2008

Thursday – 11^th September 2008

 

The young unmarried maid announced to the lady of the house, ‘I am quitting’.

When asked why, she replied, "I'm in the family way"
The lady of the house was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who the father could be.
The maid replied, "Your husband and your son."
The lady was horrified – baffled and demanded an explanation.  
"Well," the maid explained, "I go to the library to clean it and your husband says,

'You are in my way'.

I go to the living room to clean and your son says 'You are in my way'.  
So since I am in the family way, I quit 

 

vasus musings

language to begin with is quirky

ability to speak well - could well be murky

when the two combines – as they often do

one will often find everything coming in the way

 

it is better to invest the time

to check if there is really an ‘issue’

else its not just the lady of the house

who risks loosing the maid and the broom

but the poor husband and the son

risk loosing the library and the living room

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a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity

Wednesday - 10^th September 2008

 

"You've got a good lawyer to take care of the estate?" asked the mother to her daughter whose husband had died recently.

"Oh, don't talk to me about lawyers," said the recent widow angrily.

"I've had so much trouble over the property, some-times I wish Frank had never died."

 

vasus musings

life is a package

that has many a  string attached

or a stiff price to pay

 

not knowing this

most wish for many

but only after inheriting a handful

most find that

they were better off

when the hands were not full

 

p.s: the only estate one should aim to inherit is Gods’ feet…

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YOUR MAIL ADDRESS WAS SELECTED

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS
P O Box 1010 Liverpool,
(Customer Services)

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concludedannual

final draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL

PROGRAM. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged

as one of two winnersin the category "A" You are therefore been approve to

claim the sum of 1,000,000 (One Million Pounds Sterling) with the

information below:

REF No UK/9420X2/68/neo
BATCH No: 2005MJL-01
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83
TICKET No: 56475600545188

Contact the processing Consultant:

Contact Person: Owen Brown
Tel: +44 7034 256 742.
Email: info_ukclaimsofficedpt02@yahoo.co.uk

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM:

(1) FULL NAME
(2) FULL ADDRESS
(3) NATIONALITY
(4 ) AGE
(5) OCCUPATION
(6) TELEPHONE NUMBER
(7) SEX
(8) CURRENT COUNTRY
(9) MARITAL STATUS

Best Of Luck,
Caroline Bryan.
Uk National Lottery.

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YOUR MAIL ADDRESS WAS SELECTED

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS
P O Box 1010 Liverpool,
(Customer Services)

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concludedannual

final draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL

PROGRAM. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged

as one of two winnersin the category "A" You are therefore been approve to

claim the sum of 1,000,000 (One Million Pounds Sterling) with the

information below:

REF No UK/9420X2/68/neo
BATCH No: 2005MJL-01
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83
TICKET No: 56475600545188

Contact the processing Consultant:

Contact Person: Owen Brown
Tel: +44 7034 256 742.
Email: info_ukclaimsofficedpt02@yahoo.co.uk

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM:

(1) FULL NAME
(2) FULL ADDRESS
(3) NATIONALITY
(4 ) AGE
(5) OCCUPATION
(6) TELEPHONE NUMBER
(7) SEX
(8) CURRENT COUNTRY
(9) MARITAL STATUS

Best Of Luck,
Caroline Bryan.
Uk National Lottery.

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CONFERENCE/INVITATION.

CONFERENCE/INVITATION.

DEAR FRIEND

My name is Krystal K. Reid, working with (WORLD YOUTH ORGANIZATIONFOR HUMAN
WELFARE) California, U.S.A. We are organizing a global Youths combined
conferences taking place from October 20th - 23rd 2008 at Anaheim California
in the United States and in, Dakar Senegal from 27th - 30th October 2008.

In our request to invite people from various countries around the world. If
you are interested to participate and want to represent your country, you
may contact the secretariat of the organizing committee for details and
information. I believe that we may have the opportunity to meet if you may
be willing to participate in this event. You can also inform Youths & NGOs
in your country about these conferences.

The benevolent donors and the Organizing Committee will provide round
Trip air tickets and accommodation for the period of participants Stay in
the U.S., to all registered participants. All Delegates and Participants
will be responsible only for their hotel Booking where the second phase of
the Conference will be held in Dakar Senegal.

If you are a holder of an international passport that may require visa to
enter the United States you may inform the conference secretariat at the
time of registration, as the organizing committee is responsible for all
visa arrangements and travel assistances. Below is the contact address of
the conference secretariat:

Email: hmr_secretariat1@secretary.net / secretariat_wyohw1@usa.com

By TEL: +1 (561) 869-5943
By FAX: +1-(561)-869-3781
You may get back to me with my email address below.
krystalreid.reid@gmail.com

Sincerely,
Krystal K. Reid

CONFERENCE/INVITATION.

CONFERENCE/INVITATION.

DEAR FRIEND

My name is Krystal K. Reid, working with (WORLD YOUTH ORGANIZATIONFOR HUMAN
WELFARE) California, U.S.A. We are organizing a global Youths combined
conferences taking place from October 20th - 23rd 2008 at Anaheim California
in the United States and in, Dakar Senegal from 27th - 30th October 2008.

In our request to invite people from various countries around the world. If
you are interested to participate and want to represent your country, you
may contact the secretariat of the organizing committee for details and
information. I believe that we may have the opportunity to meet if you may
be willing to participate in this event. You can also inform Youths & NGOs
in your country about these conferences.

The benevolent donors and the Organizing Committee will provide round
Trip air tickets and accommodation for the period of participants Stay in
the U.S., to all registered participants. All Delegates and Participants
will be responsible only for their hotel Booking where the second phase of
the Conference will be held in Dakar Senegal.

If you are a holder of an international passport that may require visa to
enter the United States you may inform the conference secretariat at the
time of registration, as the organizing committee is responsible for all
visa arrangements and travel assistances. Below is the contact address of
the conference secretariat:

Email: hmr_secretariat1@secretary.net / secretariat_wyohw1@usa.com

By TEL: +1 (561) 869-5943
By FAX: +1-(561)-869-3781
You may get back to me with my email address below.
krystalreid.reid@gmail.com

Sincerely,
Krystal K. Reid

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a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity - friday 25th July 2008

Friday – 25^th July 2008

Eggplants

 

A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ each - three for a dollar."

All day long, customers came in exclaiming:
"Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"

Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants.

The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer,

"Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"

"What mistake?" the grocer asked.

"Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."

 

vasus musings

man is ever ready to point out and correct

mistakes of others but not his own

actually ending up making unintended mistakes 

 

the grocer is smart enough

to understand this human nature

and having tailored the right wrong sign

can happily watch his top & bottom line

hatch and grow quickly

like eggs and plants

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Wednesday  - 23^rd July 2008

 

A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named Killer, along for the company.

 

One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

 

The old Jack Russell thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack Russell exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'

 

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!', says the leopard, 'That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had me!'

 

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard, so off he goes.  But the old Jack Russell sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

 

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

 

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

 

Now, the old Jack Russell sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell says...

 

'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

 

vasus musings

wine gains taste and value with age

likewise bullshit and brilliance are gains

that come with experience and old age

 

may not the youth challenge

the ‘youthfully challenged’

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a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity

Tuesday – 21^st July 2008

Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands.

This was when Taliban was influential.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands – but were now 20 paces behind …

From Ms. Walter's view point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and what more –appeared to be happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked,

'Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation, said,

'Land Mines.'

 

vasus musings 

behind every successful man

the saying goes

there is a smart woman

 

lo behold the new saying

behind every man shattered to piece

there is a smart, complete woman in peace

 

when the majority fails to succeed

who is behind them

one has to wonder

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Dear Prize Winner,

Dear Prize Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of PREMIER
LOTTERY, which was held on the 10th of july 2008. Your
e-mail address attached to ticket number: 101-OIO-77/A
with Prize PLUK/2030/0181/08;)Batch No: 01-A223 you have
a prize of £1,500,000, This lucky draw came first and
made you the Category(A)Prize Winner.

MR. ARET FRANKLIN
FINANCIAL DIRECTOR
LINK TRUST FINANCE LTD
EMAIL linktrust_uk12@live.com
TEL : +44-702-405-8483

Forward the following details to MR. ARET FRANKLIN to
enable her clear your file for immediate payment:

NAME,ADDRESS,AMOUNT WON,PLUK NO,TICKET NO,COUNTRY,PHONE
NUMBER,AGE,OCCUPATION.

Once again Congratulations!!!

Yours Faithfully,
MR. Aret Franklin

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a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity - tuesday 8th July 2008

Tuesday – 8^th July 2008

 

The executive was interviewing a young man for a position in his company.

Wanting to find out something about the young mans’ personality the executive asked,

"If you could have a conversation with someone - living or dead - who would it be?"

The young man quickly responded,

"The living one"

 

vasus musings

express many a kind and good word

when someone is alive

and yearning

for unspoken words

have no meaning

either to the alive or to the dead

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THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING

DEAR FRIEND,

GREETINGS.

   I AM  MR WILLIAMS KABOR  THE BRANCH MANAGER OF THE BANK OF AFRICA ,OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.I GOT YOUR CONTACT IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION: "THE TRANSFER OF THE SUM OF $4.5 MILLION UNITED  STATES DOLLARS TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCIALITY.

    FIRST I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION, BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. THOUGH I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE ANY ONE SCEPTIC, BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY.BECAUSE,I HAVE CONFIDENCE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS "RISK FREE",EVERY MODALITIES HAVE BEEN PUT IN PLACE TO ENSURE THAT THE TRANSFER IS CARRIED OUT LEGITIMATELY ACCORDING TO THE LEGAL PROCESS AND OUR BANKING POLICY HERE.
   THEREFORE  CLARIFY IMMEDIATELY IF YOU WILL BE CAPABLE  TO HANDLE THE DEAL WITHOUT FLAWS FROM YOUR SIDE TO ENABLE ME SEND TO YOU THE DETAILS OF THE DEAL TO YOU TO RESPOND  IMMEDIATELY,BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT THE FUND TO BE DISCOVERED BY THE BANK AUDITORS WHO ARE TO ARRIVE IN DUE COURSE TO AUDIT THE BANK FOR THE SECOND QUARTER OF THE BANKING SEASON,TO RETURN  IT TO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILLS!. THEREFORE, TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT, A FEW OF MY COLLEAGUES AND I, NOW SEEK FOR YOUR SINCERE AND HONEST CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS  THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER ,SO THAT THE FUND WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR FOREIGN ACCOUNT AS THE SOLE BENEFICIARY OFTHE  FUND.

    MOREOVER,30% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF THE FUND WILL BE FOR YOU FOR PARTICIPATION AND PROVISION OF THE ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED,WHILE 60% WILL  BE ME AS THE CASE MAY BE, AND 10% IS FOR ANY LITTLE EXPENSES THAT WILL BE INCURED DURING THE PROCESS,BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO WAY BY WHICH THE BANK WILL TRANSFER  THE FUND TO YOUR  NOMINATED  FOREIGN ACCOUNT WITHOUT LITTLE EXPENSES.HENCE, AS SOON AS WE RECEIEVE YOUR  AFFORMATIVE  RESPONSE TO ASSIST IN THE DEAL,I WILL START THE PRELIMINARY PROCEDURES ON YOUR BEHALF.SO,CLARIFY AT ONCE TO ENABLE US PROCEED. 
 

BEST REGARDS,
MR WILLIAMS KABOR  .   (MANAGER).

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a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity - friday 4th july 2008

Friday – 4th July 2008

A out of work man and his wife are doing grocery shopping at the local store.

The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart.  

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans," he says.

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

"Whoa, what do you think you're doing?" asks the man.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.  

The man replies, "So does the beer, and it's HALF THE PRICE!"

 

vasus musings

 

if beauty is in the eye of the beholder

and it comes at half the price

listen ye women

chuck the external face cream

let your man have the beer

and see you as a great dream

 

hear again all ye dear women

beauty out of beast – makes the beer

feel better and not bitter

 

three cheers to

the spirit of hops and barley

for it makes every woman look like

angels of Charlie

 

grin and beer it  J

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a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity - thursday 3rd july 2008

Thursday 3rd July 2008

I'm the Boss

The boss was complaining in the staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read:   ‘I AM THE BOSS’ and taped it to his office door.

However when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a small note to the sign that said:

"Your wife called, she wants her sign back"

 

vasus musings

a sign board need not be

the sign of real position or power

real respect does not come

from title or position

or by command or demand

it has to be deserved and earned

and comes from real value addition

 

pretending to be otherwise

it wont be long before

one gets the sign

from the real boss    [God through his instrument called time]

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a bit of laugh + a by(i)te of sanity - tuesday 1st July 2008

Tuesday – 1^st July 2008

Paying in advance

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened.

He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher.

"But in six years it would have been worth $900.

So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.

"Here," he said, "is the check for $900.

It's postdated six years from now."

 

vasus musings

why not accept

what the present

presents now

why be avaricious  & demand

the potential future value now

only to end up loosing even

the net present value ?

 

why is man the only animal

that trades the present

for the future?

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